UC Santa Cruz students are serious about their weed, and getting high as f#@k! At a recent 4/20 celebration, an ambitious pre-law student busted out a mind blowing two-pound joint. “This is no swag mexi shake sh#t, this is purple cush maui wowee alaskan thunderf#@k chrons kind of sheeeit!” A witness high as f#$k told reporters. The joint measured in at four-feet long and weighed two-pounds, with the estimated value of $5,000 to $6,000.
Unfortunately, at two-pounds, the massive joint exceeded California’s lax marijuana possession law, which allows anyone with a prescription to legally possess up to one-ounce, consequently local authorities confiscated the joint and left the huge crowd bummed out. Not to mention, disqualifying the joint from breaking the world record, being that one must spark up and smoke the joint completely to be considered. No arrests were made. However, the owner of the potentially record breaking joint, and an obvious world class weed exhibitionist, became vocal with the police as they calmly left the scene with the monstrous joint in hand, calling them “liars” and even threatened them with a lawsuit, saying, “I can’t wait to see you in court. I can show how you’re harassing me.”
Whoa, chill out bud. I’m sure your parents will float you another six grand to buy yourself two more pounds of chronic weed, maybe they will even throw in a Land Rover full of weed to help with the emotional distress you suffered from the incident. Oh, California!
Meanwhile, a 21-year-old pre-med student is serving a three-year sentence in Lincoln Correctional Center for possession of an ounce of weed in Nebraska. Oh, Nebraska!
All the action caught on video: UC Santa Cruz showboats 2 lb joint
Santa Cruz news: KTVU